ERB - Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader 1 & 2

[Amroth]

DEEL 1
[Hitler - Lloyd Ahlquist]
I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich.
Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
You have the force to move objects
I am a force truly evil even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you
You’re not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs the Rick Moranis version

[Darth Vader - Nice Peter]
You can’t rhyme against the dark side of the force
Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father?
You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon zick
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bztch!
Let me remind you why you’re messing with
Everything that you did
I’m the mztherfzcker who invented it
I’m the original Dark Lord
You’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shzt and cloned it

[Hitler - Lloyd Ahlquist]
You stink Vader
Your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg
Here, step in my shower.
I’ll turn all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters
What’s your light-saber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?

[Darth Vader - Nice Peter]
Suck my robot balls
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off.
A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping zss
We’ll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh

DEEL 2

[Intro]

[MC]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
Adolf Hilter!
Versus!

[Adolf Hitler]
Who are you?

[MC]
Darth Vader!
Begin!

[Verse 1: Darth Vader]

Someone who loathes you, bitch now stand up and rhyme
I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time
Roar like Chewbacca
The voice of Mufasa
I'm on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe
I strike back hard against a Nazi
Brain toss your ass in the air, Yahtzee!
Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am
I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp
I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt
So suck on deez...

[Stormtrooper]
Uh deez robots nuts

[Darth Vader]
Deez robot nuts!
I'm gonna enjoy watching you die
So let me do it with my own eyes

[Verse 2: Adolf Hitler]

You look stressed Vader you appear to be in pain
You need to take a vacation here, take a trip on my train
I mean you leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!
Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational
You got one bitch pregnant then gave in to the hate
Now you're 6'6 and black but can't get a date
Lightsaber?
You need a Life Saver
Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator
You think you're powerful with your finger neck pinches?
You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!
Everything you do is an epic fail
Now stand at attention and Sieg fucking Heil!
What's wrong Ani? Can't take anymore?
Not surprising coming from the Emperor's whore
* music drops *
Yeah! Ya take that. What's the matter? Where is the DJ? Why are you laughing?

[Stephen Hawking]
Because you're standing over the Rancor Pit